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Offline timberwolf

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Beer vs Water
« on: January 14, 2009, 02:41:44 PM »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of Beer.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:   Water = Poop,
                    Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
timberwolf

Offline Sassafras

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Re: Beer vs Water
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 03:46:10 PM »
That must be the reason why I drink so much coffee.   :)7

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Offline Smokebender

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Re: Beer vs Water
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 10:09:30 PM »
I must thank you anyway Timberwolf. I'll never drink water again. Also, I will be needing a driver from now on out. (*)SC(*)
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Re: Beer vs Water
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 04:33:34 AM »
That must be the reason why I drink so much coffee.   :)7

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Hey Sass do you drink your coffee from a.....CUP?  You know, one of these things. [[~~]]D  Just askin.
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