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Offline timberwolf

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« on: March 10, 2009, 07:51:01 PM »
Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on.. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

                     

                    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" 

                    Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." 

                    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" 

                     

                    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying,  "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob laughed, "I can't take your money,

                    I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." 

                    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again"....

                    Bob took the money....
timberwolf