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Offline Sassafras

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President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« on: March 10, 2009, 08:38:10 PM »
Mick and I have started Twittering recently and Mick chatted with a Follower over a Tweet about Chuck Norris running for President of Texas.  Honestly.  I can't make this stuff up. 

Read about it for yourself:  http://tinyurl.com/bx6s9s

Since Mick and I have been going to the Gun and Knife Shows, we have met way too many people with the same skewed sense of reality.  I would NEVER had guessed that these people actually existed.  These people think that there will be a second American Revolution and that "[they] view [them]selves on the eve of battle."   What the hell are these people talking about?  These people are terrorists, born and bred in the United States.  We don't have to worry about another country or race or ethnic corrupting the American way of life... just go to your local gun show and you'll be able to meet the enemy face to face.  They live among us.


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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 09:50:27 AM »
Chuck Norris dimwit for President of Texas. Ok he may have Texas as long as all the other like thinking dimwits move to Texas and stay there. Norris is lame. He has always been lame as an actor, if one is even able to refer to him as such.

Chucky says "We view ourselves on the eve of battle"

The rest of us will view Chuck getting his ass kicked in real life, and in living color, all on CNN.

Norris is right about one thing. They have the right to try out their little plan. Break a leg Chuck. Really.



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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 11:47:29 AM »
Is Chuck planning a comeback with another low budget film? How can he afford to hire all those stunt people to get his shoes dirty?
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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 10:53:41 AM »
Quote from: Smokebender on March 11, 2009, 09:50:27 AM
Chuck Norris dimwit for President of Texas. Ok he may have Texas as long as all the other like thinking dimwits move to Texas and stay there. Norris is lame. He has always been lame as an actor, if one is even able to refer to him as such.

Chucky says "We view ourselves on the eve of battle"

The rest of us will view Chuck getting his ass kicked in real life, and in living color, all on CNN.

Norris is right about one thing. They have the right to try out their little plan. Break a leg Chuck. Really.

Yes, I agree, they can HAVE Texas!!  When this happens, I would like to move the Fence bordering the US and Mexico to border Texas, though.  And all the people that are NOT Neo-Con, Fascist, Rebels who current reside in Texas have to move out of Texas before the Fence goes up.  And these people get full citizenship of the New United States and cannot be discriminated against like the Dixie Chicks.

This statement, "We view ourselves on the eve of battle", makes my blood boil.   ((::)) (:<)||  I use to watch Chuck Norris.  My mom still does.  I can't help feeling my mom is being brainwashed by this stupid idiot.

I hope someone gives Norris some cool-aid for that broken leg.  Really.

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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 11:05:41 AM »
Quote from: Truthsayer on March 11, 2009, 11:47:29 AM
Is Chuck planning a comeback with another low budget film? How can he afford to hire all those stunt people to get his shoes dirty?

I hear he's planning to through all of his dirty shoes at an insignificant pee-on.  Will he have good aim?  Will he get caught?  Will he get a fair trial?  Showing at all cinemas in Texas only!

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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 09:19:24 PM »
Maybe he'll get steven segal to be sideshow bob! (I only capitalize the names of people I respect.)
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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 08:36:30 PM »
Well, friday the thirteenth has come and gone. Any news about chucks plans? Have the right wingers declared war?
Is another American revolution under way? Geeesh! Are ya sure they didn't mean 'last month'? ((:D))
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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 05:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Truthsayer on March 14, 2009, 08:36:30 PM
Well, friday the thirteenth has come and gone. Any news about chucks plans? Have the right wingers declared war?
Is another American revolution under way? Geeesh! Are ya sure they didn't mean 'last month'? ((:D))
Damn, was it last month?   I missed it?    [censored]   I miss out on all the fun.  (:<)||
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Re: President Norris?... of Texas?... What the...!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2009, 09:05:53 AM »
Is there an update here? Did up chuck move on up? Maybe more time is needed to sell his sit-in-spin?
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