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Offline Truthsayer

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How enlightened are you?
« on: January 16, 2009, 08:55:35 PM »
If you want to know how enlightened you are, take this easy test.

Can you live without caffeine or nicotine?

Can you be cheerful even when you feel aches and pain?

Can you resist complaining?

Can you be understanding if your loved ones haven't too much time to give you?

Can you take criticism and blame without resentment?

Can you overlook the limited education of others, and not try to "correct" them?

Can you treat the rich and poor alike?

Can you face the world without lies or deceit?

Can you conquer tension without medical help?

Can you relax without the aid of liquor?

Can you sleep without the aid of drugs?

Can you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender, sexual preference or politics?


If you have answered "YES" to all or most of these questions, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!, you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog.

If this news disenheartens you, remember, "DOG" is the mirror image of "GOD".
As God as my witness, I cannot tell a lie.  ;)

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Re: How enlightened are you?
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 11:39:08 AM »

How completely nice.  Thank you.

Mick
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Re: How enlightened are you?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 04:16:10 PM »

How completely nice.  Thank you.

Mick
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Re: How enlightened are you?
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 08:29:36 PM »
Thank you, Truthsayer, for the enlightenment.   (;D)b

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It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the whole world. The earth is but one country, and mankind its citizens. ~~Baha'u'llah

The chief idols in the desecrated temple of mankind are none other than the triple gods of Nationalism, Racialism and Communism, at whose altars governments and peoples, whether democratic or totalitarian, at peace or at war, of the East or of the West, Christian or Islamic, are, in various forms and in different degrees, now worshiping. ~~Shoghi Effendi, The Promised Day is Come

 

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