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MisFiT Discussions => MisFiT Humor Room => Topic started by: timberwolf on March 10, 2009, 07:51:01 PM
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Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on.. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob laughed, "I can't take your money,
I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again"....
Bob took the money....