My younger brother took pride in his mane of below shoulder length hair. My father was constantly nagging him to "get a haircut!" One day my brother approached my father and asked; "Dad, can I borrow the keys to the truck?" Dad said; "Get a haircut and I'll consider it".
Out of frustration my brother blurts; " But dad, Jesus had long hair! Without missing a beat my father says, "Yeah, and he walked everywhere he went!"
