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Offline timberwolf

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lions fans?2009 Detroit Lions Schedule
« on: January 12, 2009, 07:21:05 PM »
Subject: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule

2009 Detroit Lions Schedule

13th************Taft Junior High School
20th************Cub Scout Troup #101
27th************ Detroit Blind Academy

04**************Spanish American War Vets
11*************Crippled Childrens Home
18************** Eloise Mental Hospital
25*************Girl Scout Troup #353

01************* Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08*************Fraser Boys Choir
15*************Korean Amputees
22************* National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26************* Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

Special Monday Night Game December 08 ***************Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

Schedule Rules (changed from 08 season)
1. When Playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect the knee braces.
2. When playing the blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

Rules the same from last year.

1. A touch down (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

New rules by NFL...
1. The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
2. The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
3. The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
4. The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards as before.

The Detroit Lions name will be changed to the Detroit Tampons as they are the only good for one period and have no second string.

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Re: lions fans?2009 Detroit Lions Schedule
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 07:26:06 PM »
OH, my, that was good, I think they may have a shot at a .500 season, if the Spanish American War Vets aren't underrated.  I was going to welcome you to the board in the Intro section, but I will do it here.  Thank you for this post.  I am actually a lions fan of 51 years.  This year, we finally have something to brag about.  After all, they did set a record.
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Re: lions fans?2009 Detroit Lions Schedule
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 10:21:00 PM »
Oh my!!  I am sure the Lions have a chance to best their record this year.   *=:)=*  Their game with the Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team will be a treat...  I'll bring the popcorn   |P|


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