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Title: Ten Thoughts to Ponder 2010
Post by: misfitguy on January 17, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
Ten Thoughts to Ponder 2010

Number 10
 
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 8
 
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
 
Number 7
 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
 
Number 6
 
Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
 
Number 5
 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
 
Number 4
 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
 
Number 3
 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
 
Number 2
 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

 
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"