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misfitguy:
Top 45 Oxymoron?s


45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

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--- Quote from: misfitguy on February 26, 2007, 04:48:38 PM ---Top 45 Oxymoron?s


32. Silent scream
31. Living dead



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As a mute zombie, i have to disagree here....  :)7

 [peace]

Sassafras:
I read a sign a while back which I can't remember where in our travels I read it though, but the sign said Artistic Medical Practice.  I pictured a  ~D~ doctor going into a patient's room trying to explain some sort of artistic medicine procedure and the patient thinking...  ((:Wo))

Smokebender:
#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~

misfitguy:

--- Quote from: Smokebender on February 10, 2009, 05:07:12 PM ---#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~

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Doesn't that phrase boggle your brain?  Ever since I have heard that spouted by the politicians from the coal producing states, I have tried to figure out what they could possibly mean.  You hit it on the head....oxymoron and that, of course, explains it.

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