Author Topic: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others  (Read 7836 times)

Offline misfitguy

  • Administrator
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2006
  • Posts: 584
    • Misfits Central
Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« on: February 26, 2007, 04:48:38 PM »
Top 45 Oxymoron?s


45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
Go to www.misfitscentral.net  Why not?

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

~Groucho Marx

"The world is one country and mankind is its citizens..."  Baha'u'llah

Offline User Name

  • MisFiT for Life!!!
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2008
  • Posts: 60
  • truly "misfit"
    • www.skool.us
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 01:56:15 PM »
Top 45 Oxymoron?s


32. Silent scream
31. Living dead



As a mute zombie, i have to disagree here....  :)7

 [peace]

Offline Sassafras

  • MCF Tech | MSG Mod &
  • Administrator
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2006
  • Posts: 505
  • A Believer
    • Mackinac Coast Eyewear (aka MisFiTs CenTRaL Eyewear)
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 12:46:47 PM »
I read a sign a while back which I can't remember where in our travels I read it though, but the sign said Artistic Medical Practice.  I pictured a  ~D~ doctor going into a patient's room trying to explain some sort of artistic medicine procedure and the patient thinking...  ((:Wo))


It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but rather for him who loveth the whole world. The earth is but one country, and mankind its citizens. ~~Baha'u'llah

The chief idols in the desecrated temple of mankind are none other than the triple gods of Nationalism, Racialism and Communism, at whose altars governments and peoples, whether democratic or totalitarian, at peace or at war, of the East or of the West, Christian or Islamic, are, in various forms and in different degrees, now worshiping. ~~Shoghi Effendi, The Promised Day is Come

Offline Smokebender

  • Half Mile Marker
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2009
  • Posts: 771
  • Don't need no stinkin permit. Just back off.
    • Michigan Bigfoot Group
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 05:07:12 PM »
#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~
The time of the lone wolf is over. Gather yourselves!
We are the ones we've been waiting for.
A Hopi elder speaks.

http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/michiganbigfootgroup/  Just click it now! Then get back here right away or I'm tellin Mom.

Offline misfitguy

  • Administrator
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2006
  • Posts: 584
    • Misfits Central
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 05:56:57 PM »
#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~

Doesn't that phrase boggle your brain?  Ever since I have heard that spouted by the politicians from the coal producing states, I have tried to figure out what they could possibly mean.  You hit it on the head....oxymoron and that, of course, explains it.
Go to www.misfitscentral.net  Why not?

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

~Groucho Marx

"The world is one country and mankind is its citizens..."  Baha'u'llah

Offline Truthsayer

  • Going Green
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2009
  • Posts: 438
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 08:11:24 PM »
The greatest oxymoron of the twentieth century should be "war on terrorism". Excuse me, but to my ears, war IS terrorism.
As God as my witness, I cannot tell a lie.  ;)

Offline Truthsayer

  • Going Green
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2009
  • Posts: 438
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2010, 03:15:31 PM »
How about "responsible drinking"?
As God as my witness, I cannot tell a lie.  ;)

Offline EdisonBoy

  • Purple Maple Syruple
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2009
  • Posts: 49
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 03:25:09 PM »
Ever seen the videos of people setting their tap water on fire;

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tap+water+on+fire&aq=0

This is the result of trying to mine natural gas from shale, then the poisons and flammables get into the water table.  This happens mostly in Texas, so next time I go down to visit my dad I'm going to try it on his tap water.  I'll bet he doesn't feel so conservative when he sees his own tap water go up in flames, LOL.



#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~

Doesn't that phrase boggle your brain?  Ever since I have heard that spouted by the politicians from the coal producing states, I have tried to figure out what they could possibly mean.  You hit it on the head....oxymoron and that, of course, explains it.

Offline EdisonBoy

  • Purple Maple Syruple
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2009
  • Posts: 49
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 03:25:43 PM »
Ever seen the videos of people setting their tap water on fire;

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tap+water+on+fire&aq=0

This is the result of trying to mine natural gas from shale, then the poisons and flammables get into the water table.  This happens mostly in Texas, so next time I go down to visit my dad I'm going to try it on his tap water.  I'll bet he doesn't feel so conservative when he sees his own tap water go up in flames, LOL.



#46 - Clean Coal   ~D~

Doesn't that phrase boggle your brain?  Ever since I have heard that spouted by the politicians from the coal producing states, I have tried to figure out what they could possibly mean.  You hit it on the head....oxymoron and that, of course, explains it.

Offline misfitguy

  • Administrator
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2006
  • Posts: 584
    • Misfits Central
Re: Oxymorons, "Military Intelligence" and Others
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2010, 03:14:48 PM »
How about "responsible drinking"?

Never made sense to me...  Good to see you back.  We are in AZ for winter and only on line a couple of times a week.  Hope all is well with you.

Mick
Go to www.misfitscentral.net  Why not?

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

~Groucho Marx

"The world is one country and mankind is its citizens..."  Baha'u'llah