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Offline misfitguy

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As seen in a dog's and a cat's diary
« on: December 06, 2008, 06:43:51 PM »


As seen in a dog's diary:
 
7am - oh boy! a walk! my favorite
8am - oh boy! dog food! my favorite!
9am - oh boy! the kids! my favorite!
noon - oh boy! the yard! my favorite!
2pm - oh boy! a car ride! my favorite!
3pm - oh boy! the kids! my favorite!
4pm - oh boy! playing ball! my favorite!
6pm - oh boy! Mom! my favorite!
7pm - oh boy! Dad! my favorite!
8pm - oh boy! dog food! my favorite!
11pm - oh boy! sleeping in peoples bed! my favorite!

 As seen in a cat's diary:

 
Day 183 of my captivity..........
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
 
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded---must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair---must try this on their bed.
 
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
 
There was some sort of gathering of their allies. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell of food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
 
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He obviously is a half-wit.
 
The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
 
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time..............

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Re: As seen in a dog's and a cat's diary
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 12:24:58 PM »
This is my absolute favorite dog and cat perspective.  It's like Cricket-Honey and Captain Kitty wrote these entries themselves.

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