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My Son didn't do his homework
« on: March 21, 2009, 05:24:31 AM »
The teacher asked my 12 year old son why he didn't do his homework.

So he tells her, "I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past".

Teacher: Really Dylan?

Dylan: No, the truth is I didn't want the other kids in class to look bad.
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Re: My Son didn't do his homework
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 09:56:41 AM »
Other excuses my son has used.

(1) A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again!

(2) Another pupil fell in the pond and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately my homework drowned.

(3) Our furnace broke down and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.

(4) I'm not at liberty to say.
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Re: My Son didn't do his homework
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 01:04:56 PM »
Excuses my Son plans to use when asked why he didn't do his homework.

(1) I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

(2) It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toster and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

(3) I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

(4) My Mom used it as a dryer sheet.

(5) My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
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Re: My Son didn't do his homework
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 05:21:59 PM »
Excuses my Son used last year.

(1) It's against my religion to do any homework.

(2) I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

(3) I was abducted by green-skinned, three eyed, pig-snouted space aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

(4) I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

(5) My parents were sick, and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

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Re: My Son didn't do his homework
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 05:30:24 PM »
New excuses my Son just added to his list.

(1) We had homework?

(2) I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

(3) I spent the night at a rally suppporting higher pay for our hard- working teachers.

Note: My Son sells these excuses at school, one for a buck, three for five. He has more money than I do. 
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Re: My Son didn't do his homework
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 08:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Smokebender on March 21, 2009, 05:30:24 PM
New excuses my Son just added to his list.

(1) We had homework?

(2) I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

(3) I spent the night at a rally suppporting higher pay for our hard- working teachers.

Note: My Son sells these excuses at school, one for a buck, three for five. He has more money than I do. 

And he should have more money than you for these gems.  I would also say, that since he doesn't do his homework he will probably grow up and be dumb as a board, but he will be a rich dummy, and who can say that is wrong.

Mick
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