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First Date Stories
« on: March 22, 2011, 08:02:10 AM »
This story was passed to me via email and I thought I would share.  If you have a first date story you experienced or heard of, please share it with us.


If you didn't see this on  the Tonight show, I hope you're  sitting down when you read it.  This is probably the funniest date story ever,  first date or  not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the  cake.

Jay Leno went into the  audience to find the most embarrassing  first date that a woman  ever had. The winner described her worst first date   experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her  tale took the  prize!

She said it was  midwinter....Snowing and quite cold.... and the  guy had taken  her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah  .

It was a day trip (no  overnight). They were strangers, after  all, and had never met  before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful  until  they were headed home late that afternoon..

They were driving back  down the mountain, when she gradually  began to realize that  she should not have had that extra latte. They were  about an  hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of   nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she  did for a  while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and  slow going, there came a  point where she told him that he had  better stop and let her go beside the  road, or it would be the  front seat of his car

They stopped and she  quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked  her pants down and  started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so  she  let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her   companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic  and indeed was a  real gentleman and refrained from peeking.  All she could think about was the  relief she felt despite the  rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however,  she soon became aware of another  sensation.. As she bent to  pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her  buttocks were  firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues   frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to  disengage her  flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly  apparent that she had a brand new  problem, due to the extreme  cold.

Horrified by her plight  and yet aware of the humor of the  moment, she answered her  date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with  a reply  that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some   assistance!

He came around the car as  she tried to cover herself with her  sweater and then, as she  looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out  laughing. She  too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose   themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as  hysterical as the  situation was, they also were faced with a  real problem.

Both agreed it would take  something hot to free her chilly  cheeks from the grip of the  icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her  into the  predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was   only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way,  her first time  date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her  butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed  in laughter, she took the Tonight Show  prize hands down. Or  perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought  your  first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment....'This gives a  whole  new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh and how did the first  date turn out? He became her husband  and was sitting next to  her on the Leno show.
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