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Michigan Yoopers Declare War on the U.S.A.
« on: May 17, 2011, 07:28:45 PM »
 
 
     Michigan  Yoopers  Declare War on the U.S.A.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
 
"Hello, President Obama?" a heavily accented Yooper voice said. "Dis is
Sven, up here in Pine Stump Yunction, in da UP. I am callin' ta tell ya' dat we are officially declarin' war on ya!"
 
"Well Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
 
"Right now," said Sven, after a moments calculation, "Dere is myself, my
cousin Olie, my next door neighbor, Randy, and da whole dart team from da
Pine Bar. Dat makes eight!"
 
Barack paused. "I must tell you, Sven, that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."
 
"Waugh!" said Sven. "I'll have to call ya' back!"
 
Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is
still on! We 'ave acquired infantry equipment!"
 
"And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.
 
"Well sir, we 'ave two 4-wheelers, a ski doo and Yalmer's groomer."
 
President Obama sighed. "I have tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one
and a half million since we last spoke."
 
"Lord above", said Sven. "Let me get back to ya....."
 
Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day. "President Obama, da war is
still on! We 'ave managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified
Olies ultra-light with a couple'a shotguns in da cockpit, an' four of da
boys from da coffee clutch at Our Savior's 'ave joined up wid' us!"
 
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you,
Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes . My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And, since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
 
"Holy Waugh!" said Sven. "l'll 'ave to call you back."
 
Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. ""President Obama! I am
sorry to 'ave to tell ya dat we yust had to call off dis 'ere war."
 
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the change of heart?"
 
"Well, sir," said Sven, "We all sat ourselves down over a few Liney's and come to realize dat dere's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

God bless da U.P. eh?
 
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Re: Michigan Yoopers Declare War on the U.S.A.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 12:16:04 AM »
ROFL!  Where's the like button??? (;D)b

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Re: Michigan Yoopers Declare War on the U.S.A.
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2012, 09:49:41 PM »
 d(BD)b
LOL!
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